Sunday, January 4, 2009

Dead In 3 Days [2006] aka In 3 Tagen Bist Du Tot

"...I know what you did last summer...errr, winter...and not quite the last one"

Synopsis: This time...our five good looking teens are in Austria. After each receive a seemingly unalarming text message, "you'll be dead within 3 days", one goes missing and the rest will shortly find themselves in similar predicaments if they walk around at night in panties, water drips from numerous faucets, they try and solve the case themselves, cops laze around, or parents have no elderly influence whatsoever.

Review:  A decent effort for a ripped-off, heavily cliched, mash-up of scenes from other horror films, but it's from high five!?!??! Perhaps I would've enjoyed it more if I wasn't constantly clenching my fists in rage at my inability to rip out the offcenter post-chin piercing of non-hot lead actor Sabrina Reiter...looking forward to DI3D 2 skank! The most enjoyable character was killed first (a big no-no in horror), the "angry bitch" didn't get what was coming to her, and who deserves to get killed right after bending over to save a snapper?!?!? Albeit, the aquarium kill was deeeee-licious! Saving grace award goes to some excellent cinematography by


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